Ok, I recorded this in my little bedroom studio in 1987 with a Korg DSS-1 sampling synthesizer. I was an idiot. There was overwhelming response to this being played on my show (none of it positive, mind you) so I thought I’d post it here for your non-enjoyment. Drive your significant other crazy with it, pretending to like it.
It’s titled “Eat Fiber and DIE” for no other reason than hipsters were (correctly) extolling the virtues of fiber at the time and I was an ass. If you can’t understand it, the refrain is “Someone roll me a GREAT BIG ‘SPLEEF’, …
I’m going to create a new category of NSNG recipes as I find and test them. I tried this one SuperBowl Sunday and even my kids thought it was pretty good. It ends up with a soft, bread-y interior, with a crisp outside crust (made of cheese). Dip it in marinara or eat it with NSNG chili, as we did. I’ll be using this basic recipe for pizza crust in the future.
1 large head of cauliflower
1 1/2 cups mozzarella, shredded, divided into 2 parts
1 cups cheddar cheese, shredded
1-2 tsp dried oregano
1 tsp minced garlic
1/2 tsp salt
You can use more or …
Ok, our new best pal Nick DiPaolo has a new comedy special, “Another Senseless Killing.” It’s f-ing hilarious and you can own it TODAY by going to:
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Much has been made of a study on female ejaculation in the media and on Twitter and Reddit lately. The media and the blogosphere have been rife with headlines like: “Scientists Say Female ‘Squirting’ is Just Peeing!”
Unfortunately, once again the bloggers and medical media got it wrong.
Read the original study:
This study suffers from a severe case of selection bias. Finding that the fluid emission was urine was the only possible outcome of the study given its structure, because they selected only women who already had coital incontinence:
“Seven women, without gynecologic abnormalities and who reported recurrent and …
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