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NSNG Chocolate Chip Brownies

Before he went full-vegan, GVac was an adherent of the NSNG lifestyle.  These were his favorites, made by our friend Trish Lyons.  Enjoy!

Almond Butter Brownies

Ingredients

  •  1 cup almond butter
  •  1 egg
  •  ½ tsp sea salt
  • ½ tsp baking soda
  •  ½ tsp vanilla
  •  ½ cup of coconut palm sugar
  •  ½ cup of “Enjoy Life” mini chocolate chips

Instructions

  • Preheat oven to 350 degrees
  • Line bottom of 8×8 dish with parchment paper
  • Mix all ingredients except chocolate chunks until smooth
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    4 Cups vegetable stock/broth
    1 cup water
    2 x 14oz cans of diced tomatoes (basil and garlic is good)
    1 cup chopped cauliflower (may use 1 can white italian beans instead if not worried about carbohydrate content)
    1 large chopped onion
    2-4 ribs celery, sliced
    1 cup sliced carrots
    1 cup sliced fresh green beans (or frozen)
    1 zucchini, quartered and sliced
    2 tsp minced garlic
    1 TBSP chopped fresh parsley (optional)
    1 ½ tsp dried oregano
    1 tsp salt
    ¾ tsp thyme
    ¼ tsp black pepper
    ¼ tsp white pepper (optional)
    4 cups fresh spinach
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    1/4 tsp white pepper (optional)
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    1/2 cup grated Parmesan (not the stuff in the can)
    1 1/2 – 2 pounds ground beef
    1 onion, chopped
    2 ribs celery, chopped
    1/2 small can tomato paste
    1 1/2 cups stock (beef or chicken, substitute water if you’re cheap or lazy)

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    2 TBSP fresh, chopped rosemary (1 tsp if dried)
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    1/4 tsp black pepper
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    4 TBSP olive oil
    1/2 lb Italian sausage peeled and chopped
    2 tsp fresh chopped basil
    2 garlic cloves chopped
    pinch salt and pepper
    six oz can tomato paste
    4 cups canned italian tomatoes

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    1/2 lb spinach, cooked and chopped
    3 eggs, beaten
    3 tbsp water
    salt, pepper, nutmeg

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    1 cups cheddar cheese, shredded
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    1 tsp minced garlic
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