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Another Crappy Cover Song

Really, no one is getting better here.  Apologies to the original copyright owners.  This is obviously satire, they can’t be serious, right?  (“They” being “we,” of course).

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OT: First Moog Subharmonicon Noodling

In telescope making, one celebrates “first light,” that moment when you visualize a celestial object for the first time through the optics you just created.  In synthesizers, we should still probably call it “first light” because…I don’t know, because it sounds cool or something. Anyway, this is the first noodling with my new Moog Subharmonicon.  […]

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May the Funk Be With You

In honor of Star Wars Episode VII, coming soon to a theater near you, I am reposting a song that my friend Fred Vultee and I did with our other friends Gil Fray and Doug Baker in 1977, soon after seeing the first Star Wars movie.   It was also our first attempt at ping-pong […]

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“I Pee and My C*ck’s on Fire” Billy Joel Parody

For our 100th show, Brother Joe Cumia (Joseph Cumia on YouTube and @JosephCumia on Twitter) and I cooked up this song parody. Well, let’s be clear, I had the idea to do a song and Brother Joe did all the heavy lifting. My main contribution was the idea to do a song about VD and […]

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Ask A Prostitute Theme

People have been asking me for the “Ask A Prostitute” theme music. It’s basically an AppleLoop jingle with a vocoder saying “ASK A PROSTITUTE” over and over. If you make it into a ringtone, please let me know how that goes over at work. your obt svt, Steve

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Weird Medicine Music Beds

Some people have asked about the music beds we use for ads and stuff. I plan to post all of the original audio here for people who might want it (but why would you? It’s AWFUL!) For now, here is the new music bed for next week’s recording session; we’ll use it for AMAZON, Gamefly, […]

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CB Alien and the Vodka Tampon

Well, the Vodka Tampon Challenge was our second scientific “mythbusting” endeavor…the first being Double Vasectomy Todd’s loss of 80 lbs and gaining of 1 and 3/4 inches of penis length, thus confirming “The Rule of 35” or “Dr Steve’s Rule” that says for every 35 lbs of weight loss, you regain 1 inch (approximately) of […]

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FezAAAAAnisqatsi

“Fez out of Balance” This was inspired by something Ronnie B said that inspired something that Sherwin Sleeves said…and of course I just stole the idea. I had forgotten how much I loved “Koyaanisqatsi” (Life out of Balance) and if you don’t know what I’m talking about, buy it immediately from  the Weird Medicine Drug […]

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“Peace and Love” by John Trubee

We jumped ship a little to play “Blind Man’s Penis” on our October 25th show, but we got a ton of emails requesting a copy of the .mp3. I’m pretty sure it’s “public domain” at this point, as I found it on a website dedicated to songpoems and those who love them. Here’s the article […]

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“Weird Medicine” Theme Music!

By popular demand, here is the theme music for the XM Satellite Radio show, “Weird Medicine,” written by Sean Hurley and performed by Ron and Fez regular contributor Sherwin Sleeves.

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